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She Curses Like a Sailor

The culture of women and cursing is discussed at this art opening in New York. Two twenty-something artistes and a fifty-something writer explore various facets of whether it is 'ladylike' to curse - or not...a philosophical comedy of sorts. (Copyright Wash. DC) A mini-play and/or teleplay.

We are at an art opening in New York. It is a hot, sweltering July evening. Part of the reception extends to the outdoors on the fenced patio/street. Two twenty-something artistes, YOUNG WOMEN, are on the patio section having a smoke in a café-like atmosphere. One of the young women, LISA, is SCREAMING into her cellphone, at the top of her lungs, with an avalanche of curse words.

Totally captivated, a local, slightly intoxicated, woman writer, GRACE, who is also the NARRATOR, listens with an astute ear to the animated and passionate conversation as she also stands outside for a smoke.

Grace is utterly fascinated by the young woman's flamboyance and her total disregard for the surroundings. In today's culture - where everyone is easily offended - this young woman didn't really give a rip. It was refreshing to observe.

The writer/narrator, Grace, thinks OUT LOUD, about what is going on in her own head as she listens to the young woman. Lisa's friend, is named MARY.

Several PASSERSBY, do a 180 degree turn to gawk at the young woman's total freedom of expression as she unabashedly sounds off in a public setting. Language has been edited for this slice of life scenario in American culture today. Are we too brash? Crass? Crude? You decide. A mini-teleplay.

Script Excerpt
Written by:
Format:
Short Screenplay
Genres:
Budget:
Micro
In the Vein Of:
Niki Glaser 'The Healing Power of Cursing'
History of Swear Words- TV Series
Orange Is the New Black, TV Series
Posted:
04/16/2025
Updated:
04/17/2025
Author Bio:
Micheline is a freelance writer/produced playwright. She's also a skilled improv comedy performer. She's performed stand-up comedy, "jest for the Zen of it." She's had numerous articles published. One was in the "Chicken Soup for the Soul" series where she described her encounter on meeting Robin Williams (2017) in the 1990's in San Francisco. She has several eBooks on Amazon Kindle. She's holds two Bachelors and a Masters Degree. She's done public lectures on the value of humor and laughter on health and well-being while living in San Francisco.

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