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CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM: ACCIDENT

Larry David has a hard time being smart without being an ass. A traffic violation leads Larry David to traffic court and community service as a traffic cross walk guard. Meanwhile, the hybrid car maybe a silent killer, and Jeff Green is losing weight while getting Rolf-ed. Winner of 8 'Best Screenplay' awards.

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Supernatural - Intervention

Sam sets up an unusual intervention to address Dean's alcoholism.

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The Simpsons: Homie Makes The World Go 'Round

Homer receives a windfall (out of pure dumb luck) and promptly sets up shop as a financial guru.

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Frasier:

Frasier and Niles battle mano y mano over their obsessions: excessive spending, dating, and video game play.

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TBBT - The Sticky Lingerie Mystery

Sheldon and Raj dive into a mystery. Penny's new look spells trouble for Leonard.

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Scrubs: My Niche

J.D. gets the writing bug but he doesn’t see that it’s getting in the way of his day job.

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Supernatural - I Got You, Babe

When a John Lennon impersonator gets killed by the doppelganger of Mark David Chapman, Sam and Dean step in to find out why on a cruise ship full of celebrity impersonators heading for Bermuda.

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Will & Grace: The Tween Drama Of Dorian Gray

Will’s training Jack to behave like a breeder for a potential role on a primetime TV drama. The girls reckon they make a couple of dire straights.

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Smallville: Double Red

Clark falls in love with one of his own. Script Excerpt

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Limo Ride for Felicia

Felicia's dreams of a limo picking her up at the airport run afoul when the driver cancels and sends Frankie to get her. Script Excerpt

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Burnt Toast

Felicia gets a second job at a restaurant but intimidates the customers into not wasting their food. Script Excerpt

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SCHWARTZ

Al is jealous of Olaf who seems to know everyone. Script Excerpt

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Confession

Father Steve tells Al and his co-workers that no one goes to confession, so they decide to go, only to fight for their space in line. Script Excerpt

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For All the Saints

Al dressed up as Moses, goes to a patient's house to fix her machine, only to have her attack him. Script Excerpt

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How Much is that Doggy in the Window

Al and his Help Alert friends have a funeral for a patient's dog. Script Excerpt

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Hark the Harold

Felicia convinces everyone to play a trick on Harold, an obnoxious radio personality whom she dated, during Brent's Christmas Carol party. Script Excerpt

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Election Woes

Al helps the drunk Felicia make election phone calls only to be cast as a traitor. Script Excerpt

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County Fair

Al is stuck in the poultry barn as he promotes Help Alert, while Felicia frantically tries to get a ribbon to show off to Frankie's relatives but ends up poisoning the pie judge. Script Excerpt

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Martha Comes to Town

Felicia tries to get out of a contest win which involves Martha Stewart staying with her, while Art, the volunteer, falls for the famous home diva, and gives her flowers he found on a grave. Script Excerpt

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Mel's Dental

Al's terrible experience at Mel's Dental motivates him to get Mel out of business only to discover he's messing with the son of a notorious mafia leader. Script Excerpt

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Toolabra

Al hosts a tool party in his garage in protest of his wife's parties, and the men end up at a Help Alert client's house to get rid of a woodchuck. Script Excerpt

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Growing Old with Carolo

Carolo, an aging hair stylist and flirt, kidnaps volunteer Olaf when he and Art install her Help Alert. Script Excerpt

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Felicia Sings

Opera singer, Jessye Norman, will judge the hospital choir tryouts, but Felicia makes it her mission to meet the celebrity on her own terms. Script Excerpt

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Foot Doctor

When Sandy shares her husband's podiatry secrets, the entire hospital seeks out his help for their foot ailments. Script Excerpt

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Bring Your Pet to Work Day

Al's co-workers stage a Bring Your Pet to Work Day, a campaign he's against, but forced to participate in with his granddaughter's rabbit. Script Excerpt

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Fish Stick Casserole

Unsympathetic to the rejection his wife feels when no one eats her food at potlucks, Al must bring his own dish to pass at the work picnic giving someone food poisoning. Script Excerpt

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Beer, Brats, and Babes

Help Alert volunteer creates a flyer he thinks will attract more men to a church retreat, but instead incites rage from a local women's group as well as a pending lawsuit against the parish. Script Excerpt

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Good-Bye Grandma Mabel

Felicia wants the perfect outfit for her grandmother's funeral but ends up with a dud. Script Excerpt

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QUICKSAND

Corporate executive leaves his mundane existence to embark on a journey to find meaning of life and true love. He gets in over his head, and sinks deeper and deeper into an espionage plot and love affair with a beautiful and dangerous woman

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The Oogs

The Oogs runs from the Cro-Magnons only to reappear in modern day Tar Pit Suburbia confirming the myth, Neanderthals still exist.

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Adult Sitcom Mini-Series: Nothing Sacred: Fast Food

Fast Food (Episode 7) Gerbilmania reigns pandemic as Sis takes a nymph neighbor to a sex clinic reunion, little Brother watches porno at home, Mom gets fleeced at a fast food drive-thru, and Dad experiences true "family dining" Aussie Style. One of 7 completed 22-minute tape live/film formatted episodes for limited production. Think "Married ... With Children" if done as "South Park." Script Excerpt

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