Falling In Love With Love
Bart McClelland has a good life; he's got a Medicare card and the latest in collapsible posture canes. And Glynnis, his longtime friend-without-benefits, may at last be paying attention to him! Can he finally persuade her that he owns a pair of testicles?
An adult Bart explains that his parents’ taciturn explanation of the concept has left him uncertain about intimacy with women. As a result, he concludes: “I just can’t get laid.”
Sixty years later, Bart meets Glynnis at an apartment building where they look at an affordable two-bedroom listing that just might be right for the two of them.
They’ve been friends for more than half their lives, yet at first Glynnis seems hostile to the idea — but eventually she gives in. For the first time in his life, Bart has a female roommate.
Bart embarks upon the oddest seduction since Oedipus pulled a hot MILF. He brings to the table a passion for toy model trains, his mad Instacart skillz, and a recipe for the best tuna salad sandwich ever made.
But just as he’s ready to grab for the brass ring, he wakes up naked in bed. Alone. The calendar reads January 6, 2021, and Bart’s life is about to get even weirder…
Blythe Danner
Jamie Lyn Curtis
Grumpy Old Men
Our Souls At Night
My parents were animators who met on the picket line at Disney Studios in 1941, and I spent almost thirty-five years in the labor movement as an officer of the Animation Guild Local 839 IATSE. About fifteen years ago I started taking classes with Joe Bratcher and the late Judy Farrell at the Twin Bridges Screenwriting Salon.
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Arizona Territory, 1883: When a band of ex-confederate-led banditos raid a gold shipment steaming down the Colorado River, a fifteen year old boy has to choose between a life of adventure or doing what's right, while his father, a retired Confederate Major, races to save him and stop the bandits.
Alien Revelation
A woman’s sanity is tested trapped underground in the family’s new shelter with her domineering husband and drug addicted son as aliens invade Earth.
meet The Devil!
An award-winning journalist who doesn`t accept the existence of God or the Devil interviews the author of such a book and finds himself in Hell, calling for God.
and The Devil called!
The Devil visits God`s chosen-one and with the gift of a book to get her in [to parliament] `and you will be my bride` gives dates the world will end, but she rejects him, and who, with his tri-step-headed charcoaled alien goons examines her brain.
Murder in Emergency!
A dedicated nurse's fight to save her hospital from closure, escalates to a war against it on discovery patients are being murdered and attracts clandestine figures who manipulate her life.
The Benefactor!
With their camouflage pitted by a ruthless philanthropist's interest-free loans, criminals are projected to the kill.
Pebbles on the Beach
An adventurous school-boy kicking pebbles along a magical beach is confronted by an Apparition which materialises into the girl of his dreams, and steals his heart.
God's Warrior
God chooses a young woman to be His Warrior but fails to warn her of the formidable opponents which collude to destroy her.
Untouchable!
A blonde bombshell in stainless steel becomes a femme fatale - a relentless tiger with razor-sharp-toothed-pen spilling blood across the pages leaving nowhere for the perpetrators to turn - to hide - no 'out' as the protagonist becomes the antagonist.
Doors of Miracles
A young woman’s faith is tested, she is filled with the Holy Spirit and transcended through the universe to the Heavens to be returned to Earth with power to heal, a direct link to God, God speaks and The Holy Spirit intercedes her response.