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Best Comedy Screenplays
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Hogshead (Polished) (Screenplay)A psychopath released from a mental asylum, the woman was put in asylum for cutting dick's off, as she came out she became the hogshead masked killer, taking her temper out with others, the mind of a child from the beginning tuning into a teenaged mind but really she's a middle aged woman |
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The Hood Has Eyes(Polished Screenplay)Two spies end up falling through conspiracies finding out Pablo Escobar still alive including Osama bin laden, as they chase after a Pablo Escobar wannabee thinking he's the return of Escobar as Pablo Escobar finds out losing his mind as the two spies work with the CIA to try find where Pablo Gomez end up meeting Pablo Escobar and Osama bin laden. |
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Paranormal Attacks(Polished Screenplay)An old Filipino woman gets revenge on her lover and his wife as she works for them as a maid, she kills them with an overdose she cursed their mansion. Leaving the husband and wife haunting their house, the maid returns bringing her daughter to the house leaving the daughter to fall in love with the in love with the new house owner things get worse as they both move in Paranormal activity with Attacks constantly leaving people to die. |
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Donkey's Mother (Polished Screenplay)An old Bahraini tale rewritten by me changed over with my imagination of a hillbilly Alabama style a horror comedy story, woman has a has a half donkey half Man for a son a younger son as an officer that joins the Illuminati, the old woman donkey's Mother feel in love with a toy boy called mouth wash donkey abducted a member of a YouTubers camera crew as he makes her his woman, donkey attack's everyone horrifically as donkey's Mother gets her fuck on. |
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Caged Revenge (Polished Screenplay)A 10 year possessed British girl old caged up to the age of 20 on her 20th birthday she managed to escape as she attacks her family to death going on a constant revenge it doesn't come to an end of this possessed woman as she fights her way out, a cannibalistic crawling woman causing mayhem in the countryside. |
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United Stoners (Polished Screenplay)United Stoner's a group of stoners make a new arab american friend get in a lot of messed up situations with trouble's with a Hillbilly Farmer with kidnapping and drive-by shootings, a possessed demonic hillBilly toothless woman falls in love with one of the stoners, one of the stoners a male gives birth putting everyone in laughter as the same stoner keeps getting himself in sticky situations. |
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Granny's Disasters (Polished Screenplay)A crazy British granny travels to Bahrain to visit her daughter & grandkids the old granny smuggles Snuff Tobacco makes a Million dinars a party animal granny falls as one of her grandsons constantly seeks revenge. |
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UFO's In Reality (Polished Screenplay)Two teenage couples get abducted by aliens from laying down on the mountains in reality twist to a fictional twist both have powers one a female demon & the other the chosen one with shapeshifting abilities turning from a version of bonnie & clyde lovers to hating each other the female demon on a rampage to end the world while the the shapeshifting heartbroken stoner willing to kill his lover to save the world. |
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Dorothy The Unwanted Doll (Polished Screenplay)A couple auction business partner's purchase a possessed doll made in the UK made back in the medieval times on ebay not knowing the outcome of this possessed doll as the wife hides the instructions given, how they should deal with the doll it all leads to disasters with the evil possessed doll. |
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Fingertips (Polished Screenplay)A Psychological Horror With a twist of a psychotic individual suffering from psychosocial issues has an imaginary friend that’s part of his hallucinations his Imaginary friend is his British father a young proud to be American, forgets his medication after collecting it from a Pharmacy he causes a lot of mayhem around his area he thinks the worlds in his fingertips he chases down social media Influencers and artists by hacking and tracking their location constantly talking to himself as he hallucinates thinking He can see his British Father is around him, Kevin ends up with a chainsaw and gets a few round kills with his Chainsaw he stole from an old granny. |
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Funky Cop (Polished Screenplay)An Indian American Forensics Cop Works all over different sections a bad mouthed hustler a womanizer a party animal constantly getting drunk & high He when he's alone at a night shift or a partner is around he won't care he'll still have sex with the forensics doll, A funky cop if your ready or not he'll make you laugh in a middle of a crime scene he doesn't give a damn. |
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Lucifer's Mother (Polished Screenplay)Lucifer's Mother a nasty hustler sent on earth by her son lucifer Lucifer's Mother wants everyone to know Lucifer has a mother she Crawls feasts on people she has an asshole personality an older woman takes the blame since Lucifer's Mother looks exactly like her like a twin. |
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Psycho Granny (Polished Screenplay)A Satanic Rich psycho Granny a retirement home owner She slashes people up looking for a toy boy to play with She's a crawler a psychotic satanic Granny Looking For a Quickie, She's willing to do anything in her father's Command That she claims her father's Satan, She has conversations with her garden Gnomes taking advices from them. |
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Mission kamikaze (Polished Screenplay)Osama Bin Laden is back he lived a conspiracy and wants the whole world to know he's back but Bin Laden Keeps it Old skool and gangsta messing with The CIA's minds, a little bit of explodings here and there not willing to detonate here and there till the right time is he has his mind focused on his Peshawar Wedding dancing girl, Osama runs The drug trafficking trade messing around day and night with alcohol and drugs as his workers get caught by the CIA and dealt with but Osama doesn't care he calls up the CIA giving them orders as he can see them all the way from Peshawar. |
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A Merry Stoned Christmas (Polished) (Screenplay)A Christmas Movie A Stoner Mexican and a Stoner Arab, they rob a bank while getting stoned as they both get up to messed up things the Mexicans father falls in love with Arab Guy as the Arab hallucinates he ends up in a sticky situation with the Mexicans dad, the Mexican guy accidentally has sex with an old woman but is proud for being an internet Porn Star. |
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Aswang Up In California (Polished) (Screenplay)Aswang Up In California, Aswang means dracula witch in Tagalog, the most beautiful Filipina woman ever seen with a busty models body, big breasted and big thighed woman young looking but there's a secret to why she looks so young since she's over a thousand years old she feeds of flesh to keep her looks younger than what she is. |
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Two psycho'sA couple that both have mental health issues Chris with paranoid schizophrenia as Sandra stuffers from bipolar and torrets syndrome, Sandra manages to escape as they end up being the psychotic version of Bonnie and Clyde from ordinary mental health to leading to two psychopaths. |
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Don's Of all Don'sDon's of all Don's, An Arab American, an African American and a Bangladeshi, 2 lead through the gang life as one's a snitch trying to run the game, the Bangladeshi suhel mia obsessed with Bollywood movies has an obsession with amir Khan started off as off as a builder in the states runs off and turned into a straight Big time pimp as his employer looks for him but it's hard to get to suhel, an Arab making money through out the DVD trade leading to other opportunities in making money as the African American is a big Time baller pushing himself to the limit in every business who succeeds mostly you got see the story in action. |
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Arab HoodArab Hood, A fat English kid makes friend's with a few mixed raced Arab kids, they party get drunk and high as they lead to problems on a daily basis, fat kid brings up a new generation of fat pride, they bumped into a crazy hitch hiking witch as she tried sacrificing one of them, the fat kid shat diarrhea in a pool as the script goes on. |
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