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Perfect Beau

A Plain Jane clones her ideal boyfriend out of her girlfriends' boyfriends' DNA for her college senior class project. Everything doesn't come out as expected - the formula was a bit off! OMG! (Copyright Wash. DC)

Perfect Beau Synopsis - Meet Plain Jane, a super-smart senior science major at a university. Anyone would envy her brilliance. But her deepest desire is to have and keep a handsome man that she can control. "Me Master - You Slave" is her recurring fantasy. She has three beautiful female college buddies who each have picture perfect handsome boyfriends. Jane thinks that she can never find a good-looking man that would be genuinely interested in her. So one night, at a pub, she gathers her girlfriends' boyfriend's DNA. Being the mad scientist that she is, she clones all three of their DNA's. In addition, she also adds "snips and snails and puppy dog tales" from other animals in the science lab. Alas, she is successful in cloning a perfect male with a deep-rich voice. Unfortunately, she miscalculated the growth hormone, somehow in some way. As it turns out, she creates a man that she can fit in her shirt pocket. Whoops! Now, there is the mad dash to get just the right formula for the growth hormone. She experiments on one of the lab mice - and Voila' - it worked. Just a little bit too well. She turns the teensy-tiny mouse into a GIANT MOUSE that escapes the lab and causes all types of problems. The GIANT MOUSE somehow finds the nearby zoo where he lands up in the Elephant Cage. The MOUSE and The ELEPHANT fall in love. The "odd couple" quickly turns into an international sensation - almost overnight. In a series of madcap misadventures, Plain Jane and her "pocket-sized man" finally find a way to get into the elephant cage. They must pluck a "whisker" from the GIANT MOUSE in order to refine her formula. Meanwhile, she realizes that people in her life are never who they seem to be in real life.

In the end, Plain Jane, is successful in securing her Perfect Beau. Finally! Perfection!

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Written by:
Format:
Screenplay
Starring Roles For:
Ali Wong/Heidi Gardner
Chloe Troast
Sarah Sherman
In the Vein Of:
The Nutty Professor
The X-files
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids
Posted:
06/14/2024
Updated:
10/20/2024
Author Bio:
Micheline is a produced playwright and a freelance writer. She's a skilled comedic improvisor. She's performed stand-up comedy. "Life is one big improv." She has several eBooks on Amazon Kindle on various subjects. She's had her work published in various mediums nationally. She also had an article published in the Chicken Soup for the Soul series in 2017 on her meeting with Robin Williams in the 1990's. She loves comedy. She loves to laugh at the absurd world we live in.

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