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Cleopatra's Revenge
A snake's on the loose in Mike Turner's new home and his wife is really freaking out!!!
It’s not long before the sound of Pam’s screaming informs Mike the jig is up. Next thing , Pam's at the front door, suitcase in hand, accusing Mike of deceiving her and leaving her to die at the hands of the snake she has encountered in the dining room. “I’ll find it! I’ll find it!” Mike promises, but Pam has had it: “Well, you call me when you do, I’ll be at the Holiday Inn!”
Mike is plenty mad at Ross for spilling the beans, but Ross comes up with a solution: Just buy a snake at PetSmart, show a picture of it to Pam and tell her you flushed it down the toilet (you can even get your money back returning the snake).
The plan works like a charm. Pam is mollified and domestic harmony is restored. Mike plans to celebrate with a big party for the Weatherfords.
Unfortunately, the real snake makes his appearance at the party and mayhem ensues. Once again Pam is out the door. As Mike rushes after her, he hands Ross his Visa card and a $20: “Book us two tickets to Dublin- I hear Saint Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.” “What’s the $20 for?” “To buy gas and torch the place. Snake problem solved.”
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