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And it's no nay never

When Kris accidentally kills his wealthy future father-in-law during a botched robbery planned by his girlfriend Roxanne, he and his two hapless brothers must race across Ireland to their Uncle Paddy’s safehouse to launder the stolen cash—only to find themselves pursued by murderous mobsters, corrupt cops, and their own disastrous luck in a wild mix of love, chaos, and crime.

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Dumb and dumber

Posted:
09/26/2025
Updated:
09/26/2025
Author Bio:
James Kearney is a writer, performer, and student whose life and art are deeply shaped by his remarkable journey of recovery. A dry alcoholic, James has been clean and sober since 10:00am on 18th September 2011, a milestone that marks the turning point from years of addiction to alcohol, crack, and heroin into a new chapter of hope, growth, and creativity.

The dark times of his past, marked by struggle and survival, continue to inspire and inform much of his writing, where themes of pain, resilience, and human vulnerability are met with wit, raw honesty, and sometimes dark comedy.

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