What Pollock Dropped
He’s killed the wedding planner, lost £2m cash, his girlfriend’s left him and his client’s been arrested, but a Clouseau-esque bachelor has a solution: simultaneous weddings for two loveless couples with neither finding out!
Bound, sealed, in progress and away from prying eyes (for now) are a further screenplay, treatments for two TV series, and outlines for a number of features.
Separately, Edward has written three children’s plays (pub. Via Afrika), which are on the South African curriculum; published a humorous manual, Permission to Rage: The Book on How to Complain Effectively (pub.
ScriptLinks
Post Your Script Here!To Die Laughing
A Rastafarian, condemned to die in the electric chair, pleads for clemency.
Bonnie and Hyde
A young hairdresser and her ex-G.
Let's Try This One
A woman's cosplay fantasies play hell with her male co-stars.
The Big Tipper
A smug day trader's practical joke, intended to catch the eye of a pretty waitress, backfires badly.
Temperature's Rising- The Other COVID Story
A hostess' COVID-19 precautions threaten to spoil dinner for her guests.
THE MOONSHINING
NASA sends a young Adam and Eve to the Moon to see if Man can be fruitful and multiply away from Earth.
Pale Male
An Airbnb holiday turns into a nightmare for a young couple visiting the Big Apple for the first time.
The L.A. Kid
A homeless but hustling teen poses as a Reed College lit.
Panama Fever
When the Army sends a young doctor to Panama, his adventures- and misadventures- with the natives, the Army and his wife come fast and furious.
The Keys
Jingle, jangle...
